Atrocious

Atrocious. That's about all I can say about ISU's loss to Texas A&M today. Iowa State was out of the game after the first 10 minutes, the crowd silenced by a blocked punt that was run all the way back to the five-yard line, setting up an easy touchdown. Texas A&M looked well on their way to a shut-out, until ISU scored late in the fourth quarter. I just keep telling myself, it's okay, I thought they'd lose this game anyhow, and they only have to win one more to be eligible for a bowl game...

The Contender

I caught George W. Bush on Letterman's show last night. It was actually an informative interview, and I didn't get the impression that it was a typical phoney talk show interview at all. Dave actually grilled Bush about some serious issues in a very serious manner, if you didn't catch the show, read the Salon article, here's a bit:

So Letterman then asked Bush about the terrorist murder of 17 U.S. sailors in Yemen. Seriously.

"If I find out who it was, they'd pay a serious price," Bush said of the bombing. "I mean a serious price."

"Now, what does that mean?" Letterman asked, a follow-up Bush doesn't often get when he's asked about such bravado.

"That means they're not going to like what happened to them," Bush said, and the crowd went wild.

"Now are you talking about retaliation or due process of law?" Letterman asked.

"Heh-heh," Bush said. "I'm talking about gettin' the facts and lettin' them know we don't appreciate it and there's a serious consequence ... And I'll decide what that consequence is."

and

"I heard something a couple weeks ago coming out of your campaign and I just thought, 'Well, this is not true, he's not really going to do that,'" Letterman said. "Talking about wilderness lands up in Alaska or the Arctic Circle -- you're going to take trucks up there and drill for oil. And I said, 'Oh, that's a joke! He's not going to do that!'"

"Yeah, well, then you're not going to have any natural gas if we don't do that," Bush said.

"Don't you have bad air pollution down in Texas?" Letterman asked.

"We got a lot of cars," Bush said.

"Is it the worst city in the country for air pollution, is that true?" Letterman asked.

"Well, we're the best in reducing toxic pollutions," Bush said.

"But it's a problem -- isn't it a problem?"

"Well, it's a big city!" Bush whined. "It's a big city!"

"It's not as big as New York! It's not as big as Los Angeles!"

"We're making progress," Bush said.

"But listen to me, governor, here's my point," Letterman said.

"I am listening to you," Bush said, "I don't have any choice but to listen to ya!"

I think I can report another county that's been invaded by the Asian Lady Beetle. I've only found one of them in my house so far, but they're all over outside, I've picked three of them off of myself already today. Maybe they like my cologne.... You know, I think I made the Imagemap of the US that's at the bottom of that page when I worked for "John"...

I received a copy of this satirical debate transcript in an e-mail from my mom yesterday, but now it has shown up on "Slashdot". Thanks to "Liz" for pointing it out! I'm still snickering about it, here's a snippet:

Gore: As I was saying to Tipper last night after we tenderly made love the way we have so often during the 30 years of our rock-solid marriage, the downtrodden have a clear choice in this election. My opponent wants to cut taxes for the richest 1 percent of Americans. I, on the other hand, want to put the richest 1 percent in an iron clad lockbox so they can't hurt old people like Roberta Frampinhamper, who is here tonight. Mrs. Frampinhamper has been selling her internal organs, one by one, to pay for gas so that she can travel to these debates and personify problems for me. Also, her poodle has arthritis.

Lehrer: Gov. Bush, your rebuttal.

Bush: Governors are on the front lines every day, hugging people, crying with them, relieving suffering anywhere a photo opportunity exists. I want to empower those crying people to make their own decisions, unlike my opponent, whose mother is not Barbara Bush.

Techdirt had a pointer to this story, which says that an even smaller PDA is on the way from Handspring. This is kind of a cool idea, I love my Visor, but I simply can't carry it with me everywhere I go. Something I could easily fit in my wallet (that's squish-resistant) would be ideal, especially if I could plug it back into the Visor later...

I was pointed to an interesting site by Weblogs.com today. Techdirt looks to have some good stories, run by guys who provide a little more insight into things than the crew at "Slashdot" do. The site runs on the same code as Slashdot, which I'd love to play with someday, but I somehow doubt it's as easy to use as "Manila".

This morning, in my car, on the way to work, I heard Bob Seger's Against The Wind on the radio. It reminded me of Forrest Gump, which reminded me that I had that soundtrack album here at work, which, in turn reminded me that I need to finish copying all of the music off of my CD collection so I can take it home again. Time to fire up Windows Media Player 7, and let the ripping begin...

My girlfriend and I caught The Contender last night, after a hurried dinner at Diamond Dave's. This movie is not going to be a box office smash. I'm not saying that it's a bad movie, it's just the type of movie that will appeal to about 2% of the movie-going audience. It's all political intrigue, it's about the wheeling and dealing in Washington, and it's about principles. Joan Allen, Gary Oldman, and Sam Elliot all gave great performances, and I could easily see Allen getting an Oscar nomination for this role. But hey, you don't have to take my word for it, you can read what Roger Ebert had to say, he liked even more than I did...

Dr. Laura

Constitutional crisis, anyone? That's what this piece from Time Magazine claims is possible. It certainly is, the most likely scenario is that Bush wins the popular vote, but Gore wins the electoral vote. Would this lead to a constitutional amendment eliminating the electoral college? Probably... I did some more shopping this morning, nothing too exciting. For some reason, I thought that Radio Shack would open at 9:00 a.m., so I went down there at about 9:30. The big neon OPEN light was lit, so I pulled in, it was closed. I was now presented with a moral dilemma, I could spend 5 minutes driving back to work, another 5 getting to my office, only to turn around and come back 10 minutes later, to be there when the store opened. Or, I could go across the street to Wal-Mart.

I went to Wal-Mart, I got myself some AAA batteries and a new lamp for my living room. I bought the lamp because I am unable to locate a replacement halogen bulb for my current lamp, and I'm tired of sitting in the dark.

I paid for my stuff, then went back to Radio Shack and got the $5 gender-changer I needed. I did, however, wind up giving free computer advice to two senior citizens waiting outside of the Shack with me.

Now then, do I report that half hour as vacation time? The batteries complicate things even further, as they were for my Handspring Visor, which I do use quite a bit at work, so that part of my purchase could be construed as work related, so shopping on work time would be okay.

I think I'll just eat the cost of the gender changer, that should restore my karmic balance, of course, I can also claim that I was on an outreach/extension program from the University, since I gave out that free advice to the seniors...

I was amused that last night's episode of The West Wing contained a scene in which the President lectured a thinly disguised version of Doctor Laura about homosexuality. His little speech was almost entirely taken from this little gem, which has been working its way around the Internet. I found it rather funny, especially:

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

I, too, think shellfish are an abomination, but it has nothing to do with religion, rather with my general dislike of eating things that aren't mammals, birds, or plants. And I don't even really like the plants that much...

To be fair, Dr. Laura did apologize last week for her "poorly chosen" words about homosexuals. I think the episode is rather amusing, she has every right to say whatever she wants about homosexuals, she's entitled to her opinion. Of course, everyone who disagrees can start boycotts of her sponsors, write letters, and peacefully protest. This is an example of the freedom of speech at its best...

Counterpoints

I've been toying around with weblogs.com. My site now is listed there every time I update. Apparently, I'm daft, as I never caught on to the purpose of that site before. I'm afraid that "John" is going to suffer a decrease in the number of hits on his site, as I'll no longer check back every hour to see if he's posted anything new. ";->" I also added a SiteMeter image on the left pane of this site. Since I don't get nice stats logs, like I do for my personal web site, I wanted to be able to see where the people finding my site are from, and how they found it. I can also tell that my mom read my site at 12:53 (my time) as I don't know anyone else who'd be online from Kaufman & Broad.

Probably my favorite thing about my new job, is that I shop for about a third of my day, all with your money. Well, only if you live in Iowa, and you pay taxes, but in any case, it's not my money! Today, I'm looking over new Dell laptops, I've been given $3,000 to spend, with the mission of "getting the most that you can" for that three grand. It's too bad I don't get to keep the stuff that I buy, however...

I watched the third and final (for this year, anyway) Presidential Debate last night. Bush may have won the style competition, but Gore nailed home some excellent points about policy. The talking heads criticized Gore for being too agressive, probably rightly so, but Gore didn't have much of an option.

Gore could not just sit there and let Bush try to cloak himself in the garb of the Democrats. He was either intentionally vague or unintentionally stupid about the details of what type of reforms he supports. When Gore said:

I support a strong national patients' bill of rights. It is actually a disagreement between us. A national law that is pending on this, the Dingell-Norwood bill, a bipartisan bill, is one that I support...

Bush responded with:

Actually, Mr. Vice President, it's not true. I do support a national patients' bill of rights. As a matter of fact, I brought Republicans and Democrats together to do just that in the state of Texas, to get a patients' bill of rights through.

Gore could not simply let it end at that, he HAD to make the point that the bills they support are radically different. Bush tried, during the entire debate, to paint his positions on Medicare, Affirmative Action, and Patient's Rights as being identical to Gore's. Simply because bills have similar titles, does not mean that they are even remotely the same, or contain the same rights for patients. I think that this difference may be lost on many of the voters, they'll assume that both plans contain the same details, when in fact, the Republican version of the plan protects the rights of HMO's far more than patients. Gore had no choice but to respond:

I referred to the Dingell- Norwood bill. It is the bipartisan bill that is now pending in the Congress. The HMOs and the insurance companies support the other bill that's pending, the one that Republican majority has put forward.

Bush tried the same tactic regarding Affirmative Action. What the hell is Affirmative Access? Gore was absolutely correct when he referred to quotas as a red herring, quotas are already gone from all modern Affirmative Access programs, but Bush either tried to paint Affirmative Action as something it's not, or he simply didn't realize this. As Gore said:

Affirmative action means that you take extra steps to acknowledge the history of discrimination and injustice and prejudice, and bring all people into the American dream because it helps everybody, not just those who are directly benefited.

Bush may not have been as aggressive as Gore, but I think he came across as Bush Light. If you were concerned about policy, Gore won that debate. If you were concerned about the style and demeanor of the President, then Bush had the edge.

The Onion has a hilarious Point-Counterpoint between a receptionist and her Dell Dimension 4100. I laughed pretty hard at this one, I loved what the computer wrote:

I feature a one-Gigahertz Pentium III processor and 128 megabytes of RAM. And this broad is whining that I'm not fast enough. A fucking Lamborghini isn't fast enough if you don't know how to shift, brainiac. And, believe it or not, you actually have to exit a program when you're done with it. Not just close the window. You actually have to select "Close" from the File menu. Or, better yet, Alt-F4 on your keyboard. I'm not gonna take the fall just because you left RealPlayer, AOL Instant Messager, Microsoft Word, ACT! 2000, WinAmp, McAfee First Aid, and the sound- and video-card software all open, and you're trying to open Excel! All that stuff costs RAM, dumbass. Maybe if you'd check the system tray once a month. The precise reason I'm "groaning and grinding so much" is that your stupid catalog of open programs is so taxing to my RAM that it forces me to open virtual memory, which is gonna be slow as hell no matter what computer you're on.

Meniscus

Via Midwatch:

Most tech jobs are the simply modern equivilant of construction: menial and only somewhat skilled. The theory of coding and welding are similar, they just use different tools.

Most 'Internet People' have been caught up in the hype, and believe they're white collar becuase they use a computer. Really they are nothing more than muscle in the revolution's factories.

The key to not hating your job is being the person that tells others what to do, not the person that blindly carries out those orders.

I agree with this, I often relate my job to that of an auto mechanic. I just fix 'em, I don't build 'em...

3com has introduced the Audrey. It's a counter-top device for e-mail, scheduling, and web surfing. Yes, the power of the Internet, now in your kitchen...

It looks like a PalmPilot on steroids, but I wouldn't want all the wires and hassle associated with running ethernet to my kitchen, nor would I want to dial up at 56K. Build an 802.11 wireless module into it, and we're in business...

Liz pointed me at this story over at CNN. This dog is bizarre, yes, those are real photos. Watch the video too, that dog's tongue cracks me up...

I spent part of the morning at the UNI Student Health Center. My girlfriend injured her knee last night, picking something up off of her floor. They gave her some crutches and a knee brace, and told her to come back in a week. They're guessing that it's some type of meniscal injury, at least that's what I've gathered third-hand, as I was sitting in the waiting room reading Bug Park.

While there, I noticed that they're offering flu shots later this week. I've never gotten a flu shot, and I'm a big wuss when it comes to someone jabbing a needle in me. The cost is negligible for staff, eight dollars. I rarely catch the flu though, so is it worth the pain and mental anguish of a shot? I also get a lot of quality TV watched while I'm home from work sick...

Update: Holly ICQ'ed me this:

I can't believe you put on your weblog how I did it. At least you could have made it a little less pathetic, like I was chasing a puppy killer and was injured when I tackled him. And I did it Sunday morning, not last night. So there.

I stand corrected.