To Reign In Hell

Now, before anyone gets excited, let me point out that this is not a how-to book! I just finished reading To Reign in Hell, by Steven Brust. It was a thorougly entertaining novel, written about the revolt in Heaven. Sacreligious? Probably, but very thought provoking. The bad guys aren't always who you think they are, with lots of palace intrigue and mis-understandings to boot. I've read several other books by Brust, my favorite are his Vlad Taltos series, which started with the excellent novel Jhereg. Swashbuckling adventure, set in a world of magic, but written with a very wry sense of humor. I had the opportunity to meet him at a science fiction convention in Minneapolis a year ago, and he made quite an impression. He was striding around the convention in a black leather jacket with a green parrot (yes, really) riding on his shoulder. I talked to him briefly as I got him to sign my shiny new copy of Dragon, and he seemed to be truly appreciative of any comments or praise I had to make about his books.

Alien Crossfire

I grabbed a copy of Alien Crossfire, the expansion pack for Alpha Centauri, over lunch today. Now I can't wait to get home to play it. Alpha Centauri, like Civilization II, and all other Sid Meier games, is incredibly addicting. I've lost entire weekends to these games before, refusing to even pause to eat! I've been playing quite a bit of Diablo II lately, but I'm starting to get a little burnt out on that.

When JavaScript Attacks

Just when I was starting to enjoy life, Jeremy has to go and give away the ending. And just who is this mysterious Ibid person? Is it just me, or does the kid pictured below, which I snagged from Iowa State University's site, look like some kind of satanic gopher? Who approved this picture for the main site? What did they think this image conveyed?

What do you do when you hate the web site of the place where you work? I don't mean the University I work for, or even the College, I mean my office.

If you're viewing it in Internet Explorer 5, on a Macintosh, you're probably saying "What's his problem?". If you're using anything else, you'll see what I'm talking about. Using Netscape on a PC? Click on the Labs & Equipment link. The JavaScript will crash your browser quite nicely.

I'd like to take this opportunity to publicly distance myself from this website. I had nothing to do with the development of it, other than activating IIS on the server where it resides. I'd have been happy to churn out a FrontPage site in a couple of days. It might not have been as flashy, but it would have worked! Instead, a graphic design student from our college is doing our site. It looks cool, but try to navigate the site in Lynx, or Netscape 3.0, I dare you.

Paths of Glory

It's nice to see that I'm not the only person who is no longer a fan of Netscape's Communicator. This article over at MacWeek hits the nail right on the head. I found the following quote especially interesting, since it's approximately what I say once a week when advocating use of Internet Explorer over Netscape's Navigator to a user: Netscape cannot succeed simply because it isn't Microsoft. If that's Netscape's best reason for being, it doesn't deserve to succeed. I'm not going to use a product because of what it isn't, or who the developer is not. If the product doesn't help us get our work done better than the competition does, we won't use it.

I have no company or product loyalty. I use Outlook Express and Internet Explorer because for the way I work, they are the best products. If iCab or Opera releases a browser that is better for me than IE, I'll stop using IE. Simple as that. If Netscape 6 turns out to accomplish those goals, then it will earn its place as my Web and e-mail application of choice. . . . Until something better comes along.

I got up nice and early this morning, and vacuumed my apartment. I bet the neighbors loved that, but it's my revenge for their apparently late night dance parties. After cleaning, I settled down and watched Paths of Glory, a Kubrick film from 1957, which I found very entertaining. Is it just me, or do older movies not spoon-feed the audience quite so much as newer ones? When I saw What Lies Beneath on Friday, I leaned over to my companion and whispered "Hey, that was foreshadowing" when for no apparent reason, this lab technician explained all about this chemical that can render a person unable to move, but still conscious. It's one thing to provide some clues in a whodunnit, it's another to alert the viewer with details with all the subtlety of the neon sign that flashes "Snack bar will close in 5 minutes".

Space Cowboys

It's too bad the Internet wasn't so well-developed during the bulk of my college career. I just ordered my two textbooks for the coming semester on-line, rather than via the only bookstore that services the campus. Did I save any money? Sorta. The American President was the same price at Amazon.com as well as the UNI bookstore, but since I routed the purchase through my Amazon.com associate link, I'll get 15% back on it. That covers shipping, and I avoid sales tax. Separate But Equal Branches is back-ordered at Amazon.com, the bookstore had used copies of this, but a brand new copy from VarsityBooks.com was only five dollars more, and I'd rather have the new book, as all the used ones were in poor shape. All said, I probably came out even in terms of saving money, but now I get mail! If you're going to spend millions of dollars to make a space movie, check your physics. I saw Space Cowboys last night, and while it isn't the greatest movie in the world, it provided a relief from the heat and a much-needed distraction from work.

My physics training consists of one year of high school physics and a lot of Heinlein books. I am not an astrophysicist, but I know the basics of space travel. Anyone with a basic grasp of Newtonian Physics could spot some flaws in this movie.

One of the characters is about to blast to the moon, the others warn him that he'll only have enough fuel to get halfway there. Hmm, funny, I don't remember them blasting all the way to the moon in Apollo 13. Why not? Because an object in motion continues in motion until acted upon by an outside force. Physics 101 folks, you don't need enough fuel to blast all the way to the moon, nor would you want to! You just need enough to push you in that direction, the rest is a matter of time.

Running out of fuel halfway there wouldn't make for a very comfy landing if you were boosting for that entire length of time. You need fuel at the other end to slow yourself down, or you're going to splatter yourself across the lunar landscape. If you accelerate at 1 G for half the way to the moon, you've got to decellerate for the second half of the trip at the same rate or splat!

Not to mention that the character apparently navigates his way to the moon by dead-reckoning. If you want to go to the moon from Earth-orbit, you've got to do more than just "head that-a-way". The moon is in orbit around the earth, it moves, it's not like finding Des Moines. It'd be pretty inefficient to chase it around the globe rather than just plot a course for where it will be when you arrive in it's orbit.

I could go on about how apparently the astronauts just check in with NASA to let them know how things are going, never asking for guidance. I could also rant about why the geezers get to drive the shuttle, when they have a month's worth of training, when there are two fully-qualified astronauts in the cockpit, but I won't.

The Learning Channel makes bonehead mistakes too, I can't just blame Hollywood. Last night, as I was preparing for bed, I caught a documentary about traveling outside the solar system. One of the rocket scientists said something to the effect of "We'll never be able to get humans traveling anywhere near the speed of light, our bodies couldn't take the G forces". Wrong! He's leaving time out of the equation. How fast do you want to get to near-light speed? In 10 minutes? You're jelly. In 10,000 years? Now we're talking! You don't have to accelerate hard, you just have to do it for a long time. This was all part of a discussion that included "Space Arks" or ships carrying generations of humans, since the distances to be covered are so vast.

There is already the technology at NASA, being used in a space probe, called Deep Space One, that uses an "ion-drive" which spits ions out of the tail end of the probe, providing very light acceleration (about equal to the weight of a piece of paper on your palm) but does so for months at a time. In time, the probe will go much faster than anything we could launch with rockets!