It's the first day of

It's the first day of the fall semester, here at UNI. It's supposed to reach 92°F today, so it's toasty warm, and crowded on campus. I've already been asked directions by freshmen at least 5 times. So far, the highlight of my day was watching a Goth chick, wearing too much makeup and far too many black clothes for the heat, strutting her stuff all tough, then getting nailed by a sprinkler that's watering the new sod. Her "cooler than thou" atttitude was completely destroyed.