The first of these is just funny. The second one pisses me off.
Via Backup Brain:
"We've got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." — George W. Bush
"It's absolutely essential that eight weeks from today, on Nov. 2, we make the right choice, because if we make the wrong choice then the danger is that we'll get hit again and we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States." — Dick Cheney
I don't know which is worse, but I do firmly believe that each sums up the speaker in a nutshell.