Broadcast Storm

It's probably a sign that you're spending too much time on-line when you post your Christmas List on the net. I did it so that I could update it later, as well as provide URL's to reference the stuff that I wanted. Now I just alert my relatives via e-mail, and point them at that URL. While I'm not much of a Christian, my family does celebrate Christmas quite well. But for us, it's more about being together with family who are spread far apart, not about gifts or the birth of a Messiah.

I am, however, willing to accept suggestions or critiques for my list. What else should I be asking for? I always think of some stuff that I really need, about two weeks after Christmas...

We've suffered through a broadcast storm here today. Our campus is one large "virtual subnet" so a broadcast goes to every computer. Obviously, this caused some problems, as our connections to the servers bounced up and down. Even now, I can't get Outlook 2000 to connect to the IMAP server, I'm in need of a reboot, but I don't want to abort my 650MB download of an .iso image of Mandrake...

At least the network admins found out who did it, apparently someone wasn't too handy with their copy of DriveImage...

First Nog

Netscape Communicator 4.76 is available now. Probably just some bugfixes in it, the only thing I've noticed is that it now includes RealPlayer 8 Basic, rather than 7. I got mentioned over at Extenuating Circumstances today. Welcome to anyone who found this page via them. I'm not sure what "refreshing contemporary commentary" is, but apparently I'm full of it...

I drank my first egg nog of the year today. "J Dylan" and I discovered some at Hy-Vee the other night, so I bought a quart. Who (besides me) buys egg nog in October? Mmm...tasty yellow nectar of the gods...but I forgot to buy nutmeg...

Looking over that Hy-Vee link, I've decided that I want to work on the "Cheese Island" someday....mmmm....

Naked Pictures of Famous People

This afternoon, I'm participating in the Memory Walk for Alzheimer's Disease. The College of Social and Behavioral Sciences has put together a team to walk the three miles to raise money, and I volunteered to take part. I didn't realize it'd be this cold out though! I don't think I'll be wearing shorts...

If you're looking for a book with an interesting title to read, I'd suggest Naked Pictures of Famous People, by Jon Stewart. This is a book full of humorous essays by Jon Stewart, the host of the hilariously funny "The Daily Show". This book reminded me a lot of Cruel Shoes, by Steve Martin, which is unfortunately out of print. I like Martin's book better overall, but Stewart has some real gems in this book, including "Martha Stewart's Vagina" and "The Devil and Bill Gates". My site will probably now be blocked my all of the filtering engines on the net, since I've used "naked", "devil", and "vagina" in one paragraph. ";->"

New Look

Space Shuttle Discovery has made it home, safe and sound. Even after the Challenger disaster, I sometimes think that most people don't realize how dangerous going into space is. That said, I'm still waiting for my turn, I'd go tomorrow... Gore has taken the lead in tonight's Gallup/CNN/USA Today tracking poll. The poll actually combines the last several days, but it's good news for the Gore camp. As the Curmudgeon wrote:

Gore's popularity increases the less people see him. That conforms to the conventional wisdom that people are more in tune with Gore on the issues, but find Bush better on likeability and leadership.

I'm getting really tired of replacing broken floppy drives. Since starting my job at "CSBS" three weeks ago, I've replaced seven floppy drives. That's an incredible failure rate, and of course, most of them are in the older "Gateway" computers that aren't under warranty anymore...

Cartoonists hoping for a Bush victory? Garry Trudeau, of Doonesbury fame, had this comment to make in this Washington Post article:

"From the standpoint of pure professional self-interest, virtually everybody in my business would love to see Bush elected. He's the new Quayle—a highly stable target because his flaw is a condition he can't do anything about—and isn't likely to change. Gore, on the other hand, is only as good a target as he allows himself to be. 'Stiffness' doesn't give you much to work with, and I don't see an enduring liability in his 'dishonesty'—in actuality a flaw the media assigned him for balance, but which is now creating serious blowback (as in, surprise—Bush lies, too!)."

I'm playing around with a new look for my site today. While looking over the themes available, I realized that what I had was very close to the existing SideMat theme, but that SideMat had some features that my design didn't. I run at pretty high resolutions, and SideMat will run text all the way out to the right side of the browser, fitting more information on a screen. It also has those neat highlighting links, and it just looks a little better than what I did..

The site looks a little bland right now, I need to personalize it some more before I'll be satisfied.

Hyphen

Nothing gets the heart pumping like a letter in your mailbox from the IRS. In this case, it was nothing serious, just a notice telling me that I forgot to file my "Form 8453-OL" when I did my taxes last spring. It's just a form for filing online, and they were even thoughtful enough to include one with the letter... Things are getting tense up in orbit. There's one last chance today to bring the shuttle Discovery home. If they can't land, they'll have to wait until Wednesday to try again. After Wednesday, they won't have any power left in the shuttle. Hopefully, they'll be fine, and will get home tonight, but what if they can't land tonight or wednesday? Well, I'd head over to the newly finished space station, if it was me. I'm not sure where they are in orbit in relation to each other, but I'm sure they're close, having just worked on it. Since the crew is scheduled to arrive next week, for a four month stay, I'm guessing it could keep the Discovery crew alive for a month or two while a rescue mission was mounted. Then again, I'm no rocket scientist...

I knew I hated coach for a reason... Al pointed to this story about death from flying coach. I'm only six feet, one inch tall, and a bit under 250 pounds, and I'm miserable when I fly coach these days. I can't imagine how those taller or wider than myself cope...

Update: Rebekah from blorg wrote:

[by the way, the whole 'economy class syndrome' moniker is a misnomer -- they say the likelihood of suffering it is the same in all parts of the plane because it's caused by not moving, not by the cramped conditions in economy class. but i'm ALL FOR this bad publicity forcing the airlines to improve the conditions and comfort in coach.]

The Washington Post is running this piece, about how far PR people will go to promote their product. It's pretty funny, a columnist offered to promote their products in his column if they'd allow him to publish something humiliating about them with it, it's amazing how many of them agreed to it...

Tom Coyne, 31, of Coyne Public Relations in Fairfield, N.J., was representing Nabisco recently at a publicity event to introduce Mini Oreos. He had rented a 70,000-pound cement mixer to dump Mini Oreos into a minivan through the sunroof. (Don't ask.)

Tom explains: "So, anyway, I'm a pretty big guy . . ."

He is on speakerphone. A co-worker yells: "Portly!"

"I'd classify myself as husky, not portly," humphs Tom.

"Anyway. My pants are a little snug, and I jump off the back of the cement mixer and I completely blow out my pants. My backside is exposed. Tighty whities. I immediately go into my 'Hey, I blew out my pants,' walk, trying to hide it. But there are 50 little boys who we brought there to eat cookies and milk, and they all start pointing and laughing."

Job Hunting? "UNI" has an opening for a Meteorological Decision Support Specialist. Don't let the job title scare you off, this is mostly a computer job, all you need is a "basic understanding" of weather. You'd have to work with me from time to time, though...

Don't know who to vote for? This web page will ask you about all of your positions, then compare them to the candidates running for President. I most closely matched with Bill Bradley, but he's withdrawn (he and McCain, etc. are still on the site). Second was Al Gore, and Harry Browne came in third. The site also classified me as a "Moderate Liberal Populist", which is fairly accurate, in my opinion... Who does it say you should vote for?

Should e-mail be hypenated? I personally think that it should, but I'm always confused. I know the e is supposed to be lower case, but what if I start a sentence with the word e-mail, does it remain small? Without a hyphen, it becomes "em-ale" phonetically, which is just wrong...