On The Road

Today, I'm setting off for Omaha for Thanksgiving.  I'm going to visit my friend Jeremy, since he's come to Iowa several times in the last year, and I haven't been to visit him since May of 1999.  I'm putting in half a day of work, not that I'll do anything, since all of the students and faculty have already left, but I'm not going to blow a whole day of vacation when I don't need to be in Omaha until this evening.  I'll probably get a lot of weblogging done, and maybe I'll clean up my desk...

How not to get a new computer

Looking for a good CD? I just got Cher's Greatest Hits album. It's surprisingly good, lots of good tracks on this CD, from "After All" to "If I Could Turn Back Time" to "Gypsys, Tramps, and Thieves". It's one of those CD's thats filled with pretty good songs, and not much filler. Some of these totally take me back to high school, or even junior high.  Cher is one of those artists that no one is really a hard core fan of, but everyone sings along with her songs when they're played on the radio...

Do you have to be crazy to smoke cigarettes?  No, but apparently it doesn't hurt.  This MSNBC article reports Harvard Medical School researchers have found that nearly 45% of cigarettes are consumed by people with a diagnosable mental disorder.  They use a pretty broad definition of mental disorder, including alcohol abuse.  It makes sense, if you buy the "Biology of Addiction" explanation, this view holds that certain people are more susceptible to addiction because intoxicants like alcohol, nicotine, and other drugs produce a greater sense of pleasure in them than they do in "normal" people. 

In any case, it should help us men at the bar scene, if the girl is smoking a cigarette, don't date her, you've got nearly a 50% chance she's crazy...

The more I listen to it, the more off-base I think the Republicans are about the manual ballot counting.  They claim the process is "manufacturing votes" or that it is somehow unfair.  They're either completely ignorant of how these machines work, or willing to say or do anything to prevent recounts. 

It's pretty simple when you think about it folks.  The counting machines try to shine a light through the holes that would be punched for the Presidential candidate.  If the machines don't register a vote for any candidate, you review it by hand.  When you look at the ballot, it becomes obvious that the voter did vote for a candidate, but his/her little punching tool didn't quite punch the "chad" all the way out of the ballot.  Take the case of Miami-Dade, this is a perfect example, 10,000 ballots didn't register a vote with the machine.  Did those 10,000 people not vote for a Presidential candidate?  Some probably didn't, the majority probably did.  So you look at the ballot, and see if there is a mark on one of the "chads" that indicates if it was struck by the voter, but not completely through.  If one of the "chads" indicates it was struck, and none of the others do, it's pretty clear what the intent of the voter was. 

Don't penalize the voters for out-dated voting technology.  I also think that this process should happen in every county in Florida, not just the ones that the Democrats requested, but the Republicans had their chance to request hand-counts as well...

Salon.com is carrying an AP story about Cheney's residency.  Should he be considered a resident of Texas or Wyoming?  It does matter, and the relevant clause was put in the 12th Amendment for a purpose, to prevent one state from having too much power.  Bush and Cheney are a lot alike, both from Texas, both oil men, both are convicted drunk drivers...

"Someone cannot be a resident of two states simultaneously," said Bill Berenson, the Fort Worth attorney representing three Dallas County residents who are suing Bush and Cheney. "If Mr. Cheney wanted to run for political office in Wyoming he would be prohibited from doing so. Some of Wyoming's statutes state that."

Beaver College is now going to be known as Arcadia University, according to this story over at the BBC.  I guess they're tired of being joked about.  This tidbit from the story is rather amusing:

The problem has been intensified by the rise of the internet, as some systems - designed to screen out sexually-explicit material - blocked access to the college's website.

I've broken my listing over at Weblogs.com now.  I changed the title of the site from Tech Support? to Tech Support so that this page would appear over at Jim Roepcke's site.  Having the ? in the title screwed with the scripting, apparently.  So, if you normally found my site via Weblogs, you'll need to add it again so it registers the updates correctly.

I've been working on the requests that faculty have made for new computers.  I don't have the final say on these, but my opinion counts for a lot, since I know who really needs a new computer, and who doesn't.  The maximum allowed on these grant requests is $5,000, an amount that virtually no one needs to spend on their computer.  I couldn't spend $5K on a computer for myself and feel that I legitmately needed every part.  So, it kind of trips my bullshit detector when a faculty member requests a computer that happens to cost $4,970.  I had a faculty member like that in my old college too, I think they just go to Dell's web site, and click on buttons until the total comes in just under $5K.  In some ways, I'd almost like to give it to him, since there wouldn't be any room left in the grant after shipping to buy him software for the computer.  He'd have the OS and that's about it, no word processor, no anti-virus software, etc.  But, what I have to keep in mind, is that the average system I'm configuring for faculty costs $2,100, and that's with a laser printer and the software included.  If I gave this person what he wanted, I'd have to deny two other people computers.  The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...

Manic Monday

Dell has introduced a new Dimension model, the 8100 series.  They feature the new Pentium 4 Processor, and a snazzy black and silver case.  I don't want one, they use RDRAM, which is still too expensive for me.  I'll wait until Intel or VIA finish the chipsets that will use the cheaper, and in some cases faster, SDRAM and DDR SDRAM.  It'll probably take 6 months, but it's worth the wait...

I didn't want to get up this morning. I didn't want to go outside in the freezing cold.  I didn't want to go to work.  I didn't want to deal with users having computer problems that they caused.  I didn't want to work on the yearly equipment inventory.  But, I'm here, I'm doing it, but I don't have to like it....

Freaks and Geeks

TiVo has their essay contest open againWrite up a 250 word essay and you can win a TiVo.  I've heard that they gave away a LOT of these last time, so your chances are very good of winning one.  There are more tips and details at the site, but humor counts, as well as mentioning the features in a TiVo, and why you'd like one.  If you need to know some more information about the TiVo to write your essay, check out my TiVo review.

My TiVo has discovered at least one great show for me.  Freaks and Geeks airs now on the Fox Family channel, it ran for only one season on NBC before being canceled.  The show was critically acclaimed, but was never very high in the ratings, so NBC pulled the plug.  I've just discovered the show, and it's really a shame it was canceled.  The writing is tight, realistic, smart, and funny.  It's an incredible show that suffered from poor marketing and an ever-changing timeslot on NBC.  I never saw it when it was first on NBC, because I never knew when it was on, and I wasn't really sure who it was for.  The stars of the show are all teenagers, but the target audience has to be adults.  The show is set in 1980-1981, and anyone who was a kid during the Eighties will get a kick out of it.  It's really too bad it was canceled, this could have been a huge hit if more people ever saw it.  Do yourself a favor, next Tuesday night, tune in to the Fox Family channel and watch an episode of the show.  You'll have a good laugh, I guarantee it...

I thought that Gore's proposal last night was fair, he suggested hand recounts in every county in Florida, and proposed to meet with George W. Bush before the election results were final.  Bush rejected both of those proposals, and I'm not quite sure why.  Bush claimed that the hand recounts were inaccurate. What happened to "trusting people, not government"? Apparently, he trusts machines, not people.

Recounts aside, I thought that Bush could have at least agreed to meet and talk to Gore, to show the American people that the candidates can at least act in a civil manner, even if their parties are fighting it out like rabid wolverines on PCP.  I'm not sure what Bush's reason was for rejecting that part of Gore's suggestion, maybe he's still bitter about Gore retracting his concession...

Survivor

As John mentioned today, I too am getting tired of news anchors calling this election mess a "Constitutional Crisis".  They just like to use the word crisis, it's dramatic, it boosts their ratings.  A Constitutional crisis is when the Constititution isn't clear about how to proceed, either through failing to address a situation, or through a conflict within itself.  No one is questioning the Constitution in this matter.  All of the court cases are about Florida election rules and regulations.  The U.S. Constitution is very clear, on December 18th, some electors will cast some votes, and we'll have a President.  It's up to the states how those electors are determined, so leave the Constitution out of it, and drop the word crisis.  Clinton has over two months left in office, you can't use the word crisis for at least 5 more weeks.

You want to see a nation in crisis?  Look at Israel, that's crisis my friends.  If this Onion story were true, then we'd be in a crisis.  Now we're just being impatient.

Another election joke in my e-mail today, from both my mom and my grandfather...

To the citizens of the United States of America,

 In the light of your failure to elect anybody as President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. 

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories including New Jersey.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, please comply with the following acts:

1. Look up "revocation" in the now official Oxford Dictionary ($75).
2. Start spelling English words correctly.
3. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God Save The Queen"
4. Start referring to "soccer" as football. 
5. Declare war on Quebec and France. 
6. Arrest Mel Gibson for treason. 
7. Close down the NFL. Learn to play rugby. 
8. Enjoy warm flat beer and steak and kidney pudding. Train waitresses to be more aggressive with customers and not to tell you their names before you eat.
9. July 4th is no longer a public holiday, this has been replaced with November 5th.
10. All members of this British Crown Dependency will be required to take 6 weeks annual holiday (previously known to you as vacation) and observe statutory tea breaks.
11. Driving on the left is now compulsory - recall all cars to effect the change immediately, trucks will naturally follow in two months time. 
12. Report to our Consulate General in NY - M Wragg - for your new passport and job allocation. 
13. Have Meg Ryan report to the Prince Andrew's Bedchamber.
14. Add the Royal insignia to the top of the Washington Monument - and the Queen's Christmas speeches to the Lincoln Memorial. 
15. Stop referring to the World Series of Baseball and instead call it the National Series of USA, Cuba and Japan.

Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

Thank you for your co-operation and have a nice day!

Bush/Lieberman ticket? If this lawsuit holds up in court, the Texas electors won't be able to cast their votes for Dick Cheney as Vice President because both he and George W. are from Texas.  Here's the 12th Amendment, which explains why, the emphasis was added by me:

The Electors shall meet in their respective states and vote by ballot for President and Vice-President, one of whom, at least, shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves; they shall name in their ballots the person voted for as President, and in distinct ballots the person voted for as Vice-President, and they shall make distinct lists of all persons voted for as President, and of all persons voted for as Vice-President, and of the number of votes for each, which lists they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the seat of the government of the United States, directed to the President of the Senate; -- the President of the Senate shall, in the presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the certificates and the votes shall then be counted; -- The person having the greatest number of votes for President, shall be the President, if such number be a majority of the whole number of Electors appointed; and if no person have such majority, then from the persons having the highest numbers not exceeding three on the list of those voted for as President, the House of Representatives shall choose immediately, by ballot, the President. But in choosing the President, the votes shall be taken by states, the representation from each state having one vote; a quorum for this purpose shall consist of a member or members from two-thirds of the states, and a majority of all the states shall be necessary to a choice. [And if the House of Representatives shall not choose a President whenever the right of choice shall devolve upon them, before the fourth day of March next following, then the Vice-President shall act as President, as in case of the death or other constitutional disability of the President. --]* The person having the greatest number of votes as Vice-President, shall be the Vice-President, if such number be a majority of the whole number of Electors appointed, and if no person have a majority, then from the two highest numbers on the list, the Senate shall choose the Vice-President; a quorum for the purpose shall consist of two-thirds of the whole number of Senators, and a majority of the whole number shall be necessary to a choice. But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.

*Superseded by section 3 of the 20th amendment.

Here's a joke I received in my e-mail this morning:

NBC is developing a Texas version of "Survivor." Contestants must travel from Amarillo to Fort Worth, through Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, then on to San Marcos, Lubbock, and back to Amarillo, driving a Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads: "I'm for Gore, I'm gay, and I'm here to take your guns."

The first to complete the round trip is the winner.