Two more UNI jobs

There are two more technology jobs open here at UNI, for anyone who's interested: Assistant Applications Administrator:

NECESSARY QUALIFICATIONS: Bachelor’s degree in computer science, information management, or related field required. Experience in Microsoft Operating Systems or UNIX required. One year of experience in Oracle/SQL with an understanding of data security, integrity and consistency; familiarity with backup, recovery, utilities, tuning and performance monitoring; and knowledge of technology market and trends preferred. Student experience will be considered.

and Programmer Analyst – IBM Mainframe/WEB:

NECESSARY QUALIFICATIONS: Bachelor’s degree in computer science, information management, or related field required. Candidates must possess an understanding of administrative uses of computing services, have a working knowledge of COBOL, knowledge or exposure to a relational DBMS and SQL, and course work or practical experience with modern programming languages such as Perl, C, C++, or Java.

Michael Jackson - Not Guilty

For purely selfish reasons, I'm glad Michael Jackson was not found to be guilty, simply because this means I won't have to sit through endless appeals and even more media hoopla, other than the obligatory civil trial(s). I wish my TV/TiVo had keyword blacklisting, I want to be able to program it to not display any show containing the words "Michael Jackson" in its closed captioning data.

I'd also use that capability for Puff Daddy/P.Diddy/Sean Combs, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and anyone who is a Scientologist. Oh wait, crap, that means I couldn't watch The Simpsons, since Nancy Cartwright belongs to that cult. Damn... Uh, okay, it needs to be a filter that's only applied to non-fiction shows...

Can I patent this?

For Missy

Since Missy doesn't have her e-mail address anywhere on her blog so I can e-mail her, this link is for her.

MacMove

I've been asked to write for MacMove, a weblog geared towards providing information for "Switchers" to the Macintosh platform. My first article is available there now. Try not to be confused by the fact that there are two people named Seth that now write for that site. I'm the one who goes by SethB. :)

Now Hiring Part II

UNI is also hiring a Manager, Design & Multimedia Production:

NECESSARY QUALIFICATIONS:Bachelor’s degree in media technology, information technology, educational technology, or related field plus at least four years of experience in multimedia production required. Supervisory experience required. Excellent communication skills required.