Space Cowboys

It's too bad the Internet wasn't so well-developed during the bulk of my college career. I just ordered my two textbooks for the coming semester on-line, rather than via the only bookstore that services the campus. Did I save any money? Sorta. The American President was the same price at Amazon.com as well as the UNI bookstore, but since I routed the purchase through my Amazon.com associate link, I'll get 15% back on it. That covers shipping, and I avoid sales tax. Separate But Equal Branches is back-ordered at Amazon.com, the bookstore had used copies of this, but a brand new copy from VarsityBooks.com was only five dollars more, and I'd rather have the new book, as all the used ones were in poor shape. All said, I probably came out even in terms of saving money, but now I get mail! If you're going to spend millions of dollars to make a space movie, check your physics. I saw Space Cowboys last night, and while it isn't the greatest movie in the world, it provided a relief from the heat and a much-needed distraction from work.

My physics training consists of one year of high school physics and a lot of Heinlein books. I am not an astrophysicist, but I know the basics of space travel. Anyone with a basic grasp of Newtonian Physics could spot some flaws in this movie.

One of the characters is about to blast to the moon, the others warn him that he'll only have enough fuel to get halfway there. Hmm, funny, I don't remember them blasting all the way to the moon in Apollo 13. Why not? Because an object in motion continues in motion until acted upon by an outside force. Physics 101 folks, you don't need enough fuel to blast all the way to the moon, nor would you want to! You just need enough to push you in that direction, the rest is a matter of time.

Running out of fuel halfway there wouldn't make for a very comfy landing if you were boosting for that entire length of time. You need fuel at the other end to slow yourself down, or you're going to splatter yourself across the lunar landscape. If you accelerate at 1 G for half the way to the moon, you've got to decellerate for the second half of the trip at the same rate or splat!

Not to mention that the character apparently navigates his way to the moon by dead-reckoning. If you want to go to the moon from Earth-orbit, you've got to do more than just "head that-a-way". The moon is in orbit around the earth, it moves, it's not like finding Des Moines. It'd be pretty inefficient to chase it around the globe rather than just plot a course for where it will be when you arrive in it's orbit.

I could go on about how apparently the astronauts just check in with NASA to let them know how things are going, never asking for guidance. I could also rant about why the geezers get to drive the shuttle, when they have a month's worth of training, when there are two fully-qualified astronauts in the cockpit, but I won't.

The Learning Channel makes bonehead mistakes too, I can't just blame Hollywood. Last night, as I was preparing for bed, I caught a documentary about traveling outside the solar system. One of the rocket scientists said something to the effect of "We'll never be able to get humans traveling anywhere near the speed of light, our bodies couldn't take the G forces". Wrong! He's leaving time out of the equation. How fast do you want to get to near-light speed? In 10 minutes? You're jelly. In 10,000 years? Now we're talking! You don't have to accelerate hard, you just have to do it for a long time. This was all part of a discussion that included "Space Arks" or ships carrying generations of humans, since the distances to be covered are so vast.

There is already the technology at NASA, being used in a space probe, called Deep Space One, that uses an "ion-drive" which spits ions out of the tail end of the probe, providing very light acceleration (about equal to the weight of a piece of paper on your palm) but does so for months at a time. In time, the probe will go much faster than anything we could launch with rockets!

Delays

MacOS Rumors is reporting that the public beta of MacOS X may not be ready in time for the upcoming Seybold conference. Am I disappointed? Yes. Am I surprised? No. Considering that the OS was originally supposed to have shipped in July, I now predict we'll see the finished version of the OS shipping on new machines for the first time at next year's MacWorld New York. Jeremy has the low-bandwith blues. He's going to need more than a low ping time to beat me at Unreal Tournament, though. I love my cable modem, I don't think I'd want to move anywhere I couldn't get it or DSL now. Yes, I'm spoiled...

I need a new method to attach my Handspring Visor to my belt. My "Batman Factor" has fallen to two without it! That's a term I've just learned from this discussion over at Slashdot. It refers to the number of things hanging from your belt, giving you that "utility-belt" look that Adam West had going on in the '60's.

I've currently got my Leatherman and my Nokia 5120 on the right side. I need my Visor back on the left side as a counter-weight. The discussion at Slashdot left me with two contenders to replace my broken belt clip, which was shoddily made and over-priced. Do I want the RhinoSkin ShockSuit or one of the Rhodiana models?

The Mopes

I have the mopes. It's just a boring day. Rather warm, muggy, dreary, and uneventful. The type of day that you'd rather spend at home, reading a book or taking a nap, not at work installing Windows on a Pentium 166 workstation. I've got to give a shout out to my friend Jeremy Grimm. He apparently has gotten himself a weblog. I'm giving him some pointers, but I'm not one fourth of the Manila Guru that John is, so it's somewhat like the blind leading the blind...

I'm posting this from within Mozilla, using Milestone 17. It seems pretty fast on my Pentium III-850, but there are still some bugs. Right now, the status bar says "Employee news, research grants, Faculty Senate, Strategic Plan, Fact Book, OPG, policies, forms, more" which is from a page I visited a bit ago at ISU. Mozilla is getting better, but it'll have to truly shine to convert me from Internet Explorer.

Windows ME

Slashdot is running a story about the abscence of some DOS aspects from Microsoft's new operating system. Windows Millennium Edition, or Windows ME. Apparently, the new OS doesn't have the "Boot to command prompt" option in the F8 menu, or the "Restart in MS-DOS" option on the Shutdown menu. But is DOS really needed any more? Since the last DOS game I played was Duke Nukem 3D, I'd say that DOS gaming is pretty much dead. Has there been a major title released for DOS in the last 3 years? Not that I can remember, so I highly doubt that Microsoft has any designs on the gaming market with this move.

In my opinion, Windows ME is for people who want to run crappy programs on new PC's. If you wanted to run good programs on a new PC, you'd run Windows 2000. Win2K doesn't work well with some older games, but it works fine with most newer ones. I've played Rogue Spear, Age of Kings, Diablo, Diablo II, Unreal Tournament, SimCity 3000, Jedi Knight, Quake 3, Alpha Centauri, and many others on my Windows 2000 box just fine. I'd say that covers many of the "must-have" games for the last 2 years or so.

If you can give up your DOS programs, Windows 2000 is the way to go. I was a hardcore DOS user back when Windows 95 came out. I refused to adopt it until well into two years after it's debut, simply because it was too slow, and I had DOS down to a science. That said, I haven't tinkered with an autoexec.bat or a config.sys in a long while, other than to make a DOS boot disk with network access here at work. I'm betting that 99% of Windows users will never need or miss DOS from their machines.

The only places DOS is really needed are shops that run DOS programs from 1992. You'll find a lot of places with some proprietary ISA card which uses some ancient DOS program, all manufactured by a company that is out of business or hasn't updated their software in five years. The solution is simple here, DON'T UPGRADE!

That's right, don't upgrade to a new machine. I've got a few of these situations here at work. Try finding a new machine with ISA slots from Gateway or Dell. You can do it, it's just a pain.

If your program was written 5 years ago to run in DOS, does it really need a Gigahertz Pentium III? No. Use your old boxes until they die, then find another old box. Upgrade to a different product, or insist that the vendor produce a 32-bit version of their software. Whatever you do, don't buy a brand new PC and then try to run your ancient software on a shiny new OS.

Virtual Mac

I rebuilt the server yesterday afternoon. All is well, and the service pack went on fine the second time. Go figure. I've been playing around with Basilisk II, a Macintosh emulator. It emulates a 68K Macintosh on your PC. I'll post some more details about it tomorrow, after I've played with it a bit more, but here's a screen shot of MacOS 8.1 running on my Celeron 458 on top of Windows 2000.