You find some strange and old technology lurking around universities. Yesterday I found this: "Kaypro"
As far as I can tell, it's a luggable computer or word processor of some type called the Kaypro II. Note the dual 5 1/4" floppy drives, and the lovely monochrome monitor. The keyboard snaps into place to cover them, and all told it weighs around 20-25 pounds.
I know John has some Commodore PET's still lying around in the dungeon of the Science II building. It's rumored he uses them to torture mosquitos.