It's a feature!

This satirical Mac Mini review has an hilarious final paragraph. [via Macintouch]:

"So is the mini a maxi value? For me, clearly, no. When I consider that a good deal of my time is spent running applications like Disk Defragmenter, Scandisk, Norton AV, Windows Update and Ad-Aware--none of which are available for the Mac platform--it doesn't make sense for me to "switch" to a Mac at this time"

That pretty much sums up my reasons to get a Mac, you spend all your time using it and not fixing it.