More amusing voicemail transcriptions

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"On all three Supreme Court Justice is up for retention in addition. I'd like her to go to judge a bus.com and join our bus to work across the state at a location near you and finally join me on Thursday, October 28 on the steps of the Iowa Supreme Court building as we voice our opinion. Collectively that we're voting no against the judges were standing up for freedom and for traditional marriage. One man one wallet. Again this is Bob grandpa, file for freedom. It's paid for by pilot family policies that are actually much to hear this message. Again please press one now. If we can count on you to vote no on all three Supreme Court Justices. Please press two now. Thank you. This call was paid for by Iowa family policy Center in action. Reach you "

Amusing voicemail transcription

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Received this transcription from my Vonage voicemail. All you need to know is in the first six words. :)

"Hi this is Ben lying candidate for United States Congress running against the liberal Democrat and incumbent Bruce Braley. I'm hosting a live telephone town hall. Right now. To talk about how you and that I can put our country back on the right track towards greater freedom and prosperity for Eastern Island. If you're listening to this message. Live right now and like to join this free call press one on your phone. Otherwise I'm sorry I missed you since we said Bruce Brody Washington. The national debt has exploded over $13 trillion in unemployment has more than doubled from 4.6% to 9.5% on November 2. Voters will need to decide whether we send the same politicians back to Washington in hopes for different results or whether it's time to send a message and put a check in balance on the Obama administration. Please "

Teabaggers unite!

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This clip made me laugh really, really hard, kudos to Ana Marie Cox:

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For those of you who "don't get it", you'll have to check out the, um, "adult" practice that teabagging is slang for. Do not click this if you are easily offended. :)

[Via Andrew Sullivan's Blog]

Vermont Veto Override

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Congrats to Vermont on being the first state to legalize same-sex marriage via the legislature. I'll be curious to see what those against gay marriage on the grounds of "judicial activism" have to say now that the legislature has passed such a law, twice, even overriding the governor's veto. I bet Vermonters are feeling even more proud today than we Iowans did last week.